You know the deal: practically everything here is copyrighted by me, and my top-class lawyers don't take too kindly to anyone ripping it off. Seriously though, if there's anything you want to use, go ahead, just be sure to quote the source.
If you want to link to this site, you're more than welcome. I want my top spot at Google!
Give the form below a blast if you feel like. But please, before you do, ask yourself this simple question:
"Am I an ignoramus?"
If the answer is yes, I'd appreciate if you refrained.